Kebappen reports Osaka

Hello! Now 2007 world championships in athletics is zu ende.
They are strange in Nippon. Problem with toilet. No privacy.
I cannot understand why they try naughty looki looki.
Forbidden. But no. No respect. Strange.

The World Championship results Not good for Bulgaria. Not good at all.
We won no one medal! WTF!

Problem is - we no good at medicine any longer.
Big people we are. Good bones. Big muscle. Good at throwing things.
Good jumping. Train hard with military yes. All year.
But no medal.

Look at Greece. Look Turky. Belarus. Russia. Even Kazakhstan!
All medal. All good medicine.

People say - don't do sport-medicine, gives moustache and hairy armpit woman
(and big boobs/small balls on man...)
Well yes. All women from countries above is hairy ugly.
Medicine ja.
But I say - bulgy woman get moustache at twenty and hairy armpit when twelve already.
But no MEDAL!

USA (we need Bob Kersee! He good medicineman) is specially good at medicine.
They get medal but no moustache.
Propably because many black athletes.

Black are good at running. Look Ethiopia. Look Kenya. Uganda
Poor poor countrys mit no food and no kebap. And no Zagorka.
They cannot afford sport medicine. Never.
But they win LOTS of medal.

We could try buy really good running black people move to Bulgaria.
Like Bahrain. Like Jamaica, Bahamas and Great Britain.
Black in Bulgaria? Perhaps not. As the rock band Beatles sing in "Black in the U.S.S.R" - no black in east is like hack in beast.

So - that is leave us with try do better mit sport-medicine.
I say buy or rent Bob K from americans to Olympics next year = Medals!

We Want Medal!
And fcuk moustache!