Die Palatze auf den Presidänt of Finland! Mit kranke kühe. Famous fotografieren.

Yes - hier ist ein foto auf den präsidentepaltze im Finland!

I took foto at the same time als den crazy-kühe-sickness had spread from filthy Engländ!

And guess what - I happend to catch the crazy-kranke-kühe am den foto.

Die bild hat im Helsinkiin Saanomat been published. Ach you maybe have seen before yes?

Ekivokísche oder Provokísche?

A horrendous argument has raged all over the world the last couple of weeks.
In essence it's all about how much of the female body that could be exposed to others without the onlookers taking offence.

Most of the public think that women who want to take a swim in the public bath/bathhouse/at the beach top-less should be able to do so. If the beach are for nudists, say like all the public baths/beaches in Croatia and Germany, heck - we have to live with both ugly men and women shoving of their private parts if we like to have a swim or day off at the beach. Thats why no normal tourist go to Croatia oder Germany for summer holiday. Filthy Germans.
Oops, I'm rambling. It's true though...

But I think we all can agree on a middle aged woman, shoving off the rat to neighbours while hangin' out the laundry to dry gives most normal people nausea...

I came up with simple function that should sort this out:

If N (nude, skin) --> N (nausea, puke) then <> Ok
else GoTo home.

But's all in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?

Cristmas Story mit Zagorka-Zanta

Jawohl - jetz ist es soon Weihnachten (christmos) unt hier ist ein true story about Zanta Clause!

Once upon a time Ich habe zagorka-zanta in foto caught.
It was a late cooold abende and I saw him in eine schöne rote radenhause mit weisse knüten in die northe of europe. (Nicht Jukkasjärvi oder Arktis)

I walked over to him in deep awe and filled with joy - when I saw that Zanta himself was ein bit happy in die luva.
He said he had made some traditional Irish Coffee für Mutter Zanta unt geschmeckt den ingridienzen.

"Du have to accept that you will get ein bisschen rote nase if you want to make the Perfect Irish Coffe...", Zanta said.

"Aber most previous christmas I trick estupido Rudolf, the big raindeer, geschmeckt die ingridienzen. But he became so darn happy and always sing dirty songs so I had to stop pronto because he waked all the children up before chrismas day."

The Ende!



(This year I will get nice prezente für Zanta Clause aus MümsProduktz A.S.)

No need for driving license nein?

Ein dunkel papparazzi has caught Zagorka-Sune bicycling with his very vunderschmart vehicle!

Keine need für driving license if nicht got auto nein?

Sehr wise Zaggo...
Nicht.

Meine schöne Merzedes auto im background ja.




/Kebap-Pen

Sehr Schön Blümschen Plümschen!

Hier kommt mehr schnacks für die fräuleinen!

Der Baden Baden-Man!

Könntet es wesen der same man als im die hinter foto - oder vielleicht ein andres modelle?

Ein ledung: Er ist nicht auf deutschland. Nicht Bulgy. Northern Europe ja. Liebe baden.

Der foto ist manipulert.
Ein bisschen softglow unt some magick unt arbeit mit die lagern (sehr viel lagern... Ach doch, schwehr arbeit.)






Könnte du gefinden der zagorka-flasche als im den photo is gehidden?

Unt genau ein seksy mann für die fraüleinen!

Hier ist ein sehr seksy mann für alle fraüleinen!

Die foto ist ein bisschen manipuliert im Gimp zu machen den kensel auf midsommer nacht drömmen.

Die model kommt aus Helsinkland, Schweden unt habe gehlest:
"How to Pose like This"

Seeehr gutes resultaten ja?

HOT BULGARIAN BABUSHKAS IN WET SHIRT SWAN-SEA COMPETITION

Damn! This is just t o o foxy!

Manchester City - Crazy Super Ireland

Good News: Team mate of the greate Boj [Valeri Bojinov, Gorna Oriahovitza!] and Mr Petrol [Martin Petrov, Vratsa!] Stephen Ireland will escape punishment over his controversial goalscoring celebration at Eastlands against Sunderland!

As we all know the City midfielder pulled down his shorts to reveal a pair of skimpy briefs, sporting a Superman logo, after netting the goal which sealed a Barclays Premier League win over Sunderland.

When asked to comment on Ireland's Superman-style goal celebration, cool boss Sven- Goran Eriksson said:

"He is Superman. It was a super goal."

By the way - can anyone imagine mr pee-red-face Ferguson, Arsene W or Big Sour Sam Allardyce give a response like that?
Nope, me neither.
Sven-Goran (Goran? Is that croatian?) is the coolest manager in the premiership. Yup. This despite he got some serious Mr Montgomery Burns* look-alike-issues.

Sven-Goran Eriksson later admitted the Football Association may have wanted to take action against the 21-year-old, who has had his fair share of troubles already this term.

However, instead, the FA have wisely decided merely to remind Ireland of his responsibilities to the game, a move which amounts to little more than a gentle wrap on the knuckles.
(7/11 - Manchester Evening News)

Well, Man C is now back in third place (man - did anyone believe that before this season???) only two points behind Assenal unt Man Urk. Way to go blues.

*) Mr Montgomery Burns from Simpsons. U know.

Was?

Deutsche mensch könntet dieses mit festen unt party.

Es musst gewesen deutsche volk.
Oder?

Best Füssbäller...

Ze vote is finished.
You think mr Hristo Stoichkov is best füssbäller im welt. Idiots.

"[Stoitchkov] was born with a ball between his [...]"
-- Stoitchkov's mother, Penka

Well, all men are born with two - or one - ball.
But as a gesture to the majority I present you some tidbits from official site spiced with some nicht so commonly known gems:

Facts (and rumours)
Name: Hristo Stoitchkov
Age: Born in February 8, 1966 and if you do the math you see he is 31 yrs
Place of Birth: Plovdiv, Bulgaria (sehr schön)
Height: 165 pounds (fatso you say, we say well muscled)
Eye color: Brown
Nickname: Itso (japones for fatso?)
Occupation: Professional Soccer Player
Athletic position: Forward
Athletic team: Chicago Fire (Current)
Previous teams: Maritsa (Plovdiv, BG), Juri Gagarin (Plovdiv, BG) so sucki suck team, Hebar (Harmanli, BG), CSKA (Sofia, BG), Barcelona (Spain), Parma (Italy), Al- Nasar (Saudi Arabia-money), Kashiva Reysol (Japan-money)

Favorites
Actors: Arnold Schwarzenzägger, Sylvester Stallion, Antonio Bandage, Robert DeNiro
Actresses: Penelope Cruz, Julio Roberts
Bloggers: Kebap-pen, nicht ZagorkaSune
Films: Action films
Drinks: Sports drinks (Zagorka...) and energy drinks (Zagorka)
Cars: Mercedes, Lexus

But first ande foremost mr Hristo ist beste known for his modesty and capacity to be humble in all situations.

"There are two Christs… One plays for Barcelona, and the other is in heaven."
-- Hristo Stoichkov