Happy Geburtstag Fiddelischen!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GRATIZ! FREUDE GEBURTSTAG!

Jawohl, die Fiddelische has birthday zu heute!
Zehn jahr ist sie - sehr alte ja?

Jetz frahren wir nach Ovanaaker für firen unte freude!

Yeah!

Deutschland vs Türkky

Jawohl!
Jetz ist es Semi-Final between die Maschinmensch aus Deutschland unt Haarische Turken!

Ich unt alle mensch mit den brain in behaald denkt das hållen auf en winner im dieses match ist als valget between Kamenitza oder Fuhlbeere aus Finland. Keine gute nein.

Deutschland habe Ballack wie ist ein ugly Deutsche Bobby Ewing-copy.
Filmen ofte unt schwehr schlecht/bad. Nicht like.
They still think they are best Völk im Europe unt put dirty sun towel in alle sun-chair im alle ferien resorten am 04:30 im morgen.
That is sick.
Really really sick.

Haarische Turken ist always harische turken.
Some of them like beeing intimate mit sheep.
But they show big big heart/herte in tournament so far.
We like.

Go Turky!
0-0!

Ein classic! I just love this!

Ein Ara das Rock!

Sven got kicked. In the Thask.

Sven got kicked.
In the Thask.

Breaking news: BBC et al reports that the complete idiot of a owner - Thaksin Shinawatra a.k.a don't have a f*cking clue - of Manchester City FC is gonna sack the manager Sven-Goran Eriksson.
Sven-Goran, who has managed to do the first double for 34 YEARS over archrival ManU and finished the season within (really optimistic) target (finish top 10) just got the axe.

That Thai-Dude clearly thinks he knows football (which he do not - hence firing a winning manager with a fantastic rep sheet) and likes to be in the drivers seat.
That can only end in despair for this club.
The championship -09.
Great.

So - Martin Petrov - best footballer in world, now you be just a good bulgarian footballer and move as well. You cannot play in a team that obviously got a Lightweight-ThaiCopy-Chairman-Mao-on-Drugs that is completely bonkers.
And please bring all the rest with you (Dunne, Elano, Benjani, Johnson, Micah et al).

F*ck Taskin.
What a joke.

Bye bye City. I will never follow your matches again.

CTID.
Not.

Predicted Winner Eurovision Song Contest!

Jawohl! Hier ist den winner auf der Eurovision Zong Kontest 2008!
Nicht vergessen wo sie lehrnt es erste!

Christür Sjoegren von Schweden mit die fantaztiche Song -
I LOVE EUROPE!
Alles mensch im deutchland liebt dieses song.
Unt in Russia.
Nein, vielleicht nicht russia - they like younge mensch das nich kan sing but look god im foto.

Rest of europe alles fräuline 50+ unt babusjkas will love diese man mit den ganz smiling goldbraune augen :-)

Er hat charm als Brad Pitt also unt singen like Elvis the King Presley mit deep, velvet voice...

Heads up Serbia! Heads up Europe! Hier kommt Christoz Sjoegren!
And mein gott, he rocks.

Die Absolute Teste auf Biere

Which is ze beste budget-biere?
Real cheap-ass birra - from the other side of ze world.
Can beer on can made by can-a-dicks be any good?
Kebappen gives you the Absolute Teste of Fül-Biere Lagers von Canada!

Basis für den test ist price, can/bottle-estetique unt taste. In that order.
We have nicht tested other "biere-sorten" than Real Beer a.k.a Lager.
Die rest ist either stomach-killing-sheit-beer (Weissbeer), Fad-beer (Ale) or just crup.

Observe - we present the results in reversed order for your convinience

3. Creemore Springs Premium Lager
Expensive shit. 1 €! Im supermarket! Nicht gut... A little plus because it can be ordered in can in local bar. Which is gut wenn glas bottle is nicht gut. Fussball match for example. Cannot be ordered in big 1½-litre plastic bottle = BAD.
Taste gut - but nicht gutest. Some wierd kind of taste of nuts and honey -> girly taste = nicht gut.


2. Labatt Blue
Middle range 0.8€ But can be found in rebaja price! pAy for 5 get 6! Das ist gut. On the bad side - you have to run around between supermarkets to find this nice price. Nichts like to run around. Can be found in Can. And sometime in nice big plastic bottle. Really gut! But watch out for pirate brewed shit. Bad company from Belarus do sometime try to sell bad beer called Lavatt Blue. NICHT same. Lavatt = Diezel.


Unt ze Winner ist...



1. Moosehead
The best! Cheapo cheapo im Bratiszlov Supermerket (0.36€!!! If buying 10 or more - but why shouldn't you?) Served in nice green grab-friendly bottle. And can. And plastic (still green!) big bottle! And best of all wenn really really celebrating - in Keg like in real bar! Made in the dark north of Canada. It is sooo cold up north in canada so this is an ice-cold beer. Always. Even in fcuk-hot beach Albena. Easy to find in any major food chain hier and of all europe. Even in backwaters like Norway, Romania and Belarus. Smooth but not girly-wineish like some of the other lagers can be. So easy to trinken ten or twenty in a row without having to piss like niagra falls. That is class and impresses the ladies.
Pure Canadian treasure. Grab a Moose!

Sick ak-47

Hello Kitty gun-rifle ak-47.
That is one sick americano yes.

Some nicht widely known fact about Bulgy unt Christmas

Fakt:
Die erste/biggest unt most important time to celebrate during christmas is christmass evening in Bulgaria.
Warum?
Because Jesús was born on the christmas day, yes, so wir think it gut to celebrate ze night when Josefus unt Maria took in on cheap motell.
Darum celebrate wir christmas the evening before christmas day in Bulgy.
Sehr Gut.

Hier ist ein fotografieren von unsere Christmas evening!
Alles sind Happy von Zagorka!

Feel free to guess which is Kebap-pen unt which is ZagorkaZune im picture!
(Nicht manipulert aber Ich habe disguised most family unt freunde!)

Is it nicht summer yet?

Oh how we all want it to be summer again!
Baden unt sonnen unt zagorka zu trinken!
Vielleicht könntet wir mit den luxurious yacht fahren mit?

But first we got to klean it from german frauen that got stuck under ze bow last summer...