Bush. Not holy bush.

I got angry mail from stupid Bush-lover.
Person said I gonne pay for joking about bush.
Waah, I get scared.
Not.
I say bush not holy. Not really.
He's like holy in "holy Moses"-frekkin' mad. But not wholy holy.

I explain:
There is one holy bush in bible. A burning one. Is the one that Moses found when he hearded sheep and God sat in it when tell to Moses he pissed of on middle east dude president (Mr President Pharaoh) for not giving freedom and he spoketh:
"Moses you tell Mr Pharaoh he's stupid and he free people or I turn your staff to snake. And if that don't work I'll kill and rain shit and stuff on people".
And Moses did.

See the similarities to Bush?
No?

Well, Bush in two elections thinks he is hearding sheep (a.k.a american voter) - like Moses.
He have staff of snakes.
He also talk to God (like Moses. Again). But Bush not talking to Boss in burning bush. No, he do his talking to big boss in sleep. Convenient.
Bush was furthermore also pissed of on middle east dude for not giving freedom to people as he say God given him mission to do.
And I'll be damned if he not both were threatening (like Moses...) and in fact did rain shit and bombs and stuff - and kill people he say he give freedom to.

Hence it is once proven beyond Beyonce Bush is in fact holy-Moses-frekkin'-mad.

One could only hope his Staff of snake +4 would backfire and bite back.