Die Absolute Teste auf Biere

Which is ze beste budget-biere?
Real cheap-ass birra - from the other side of ze world.
Can beer on can made by can-a-dicks be any good?
Kebappen gives you the Absolute Teste of Fül-Biere Lagers von Canada!

Basis für den test ist price, can/bottle-estetique unt taste. In that order.
We have nicht tested other "biere-sorten" than Real Beer a.k.a Lager.
Die rest ist either stomach-killing-sheit-beer (Weissbeer), Fad-beer (Ale) or just crup.

Observe - we present the results in reversed order for your convinience

3. Creemore Springs Premium Lager
Expensive shit. 1 €! Im supermarket! Nicht gut... A little plus because it can be ordered in can in local bar. Which is gut wenn glas bottle is nicht gut. Fussball match for example. Cannot be ordered in big 1½-litre plastic bottle = BAD.
Taste gut - but nicht gutest. Some wierd kind of taste of nuts and honey -> girly taste = nicht gut.


2. Labatt Blue
Middle range 0.8€ But can be found in rebaja price! pAy for 5 get 6! Das ist gut. On the bad side - you have to run around between supermarkets to find this nice price. Nichts like to run around. Can be found in Can. And sometime in nice big plastic bottle. Really gut! But watch out for pirate brewed shit. Bad company from Belarus do sometime try to sell bad beer called Lavatt Blue. NICHT same. Lavatt = Diezel.


Unt ze Winner ist...



1. Moosehead
The best! Cheapo cheapo im Bratiszlov Supermerket (0.36€!!! If buying 10 or more - but why shouldn't you?) Served in nice green grab-friendly bottle. And can. And plastic (still green!) big bottle! And best of all wenn really really celebrating - in Keg like in real bar! Made in the dark north of Canada. It is sooo cold up north in canada so this is an ice-cold beer. Always. Even in fcuk-hot beach Albena. Easy to find in any major food chain hier and of all europe. Even in backwaters like Norway, Romania and Belarus. Smooth but not girly-wineish like some of the other lagers can be. So easy to trinken ten or twenty in a row without having to piss like niagra falls. That is class and impresses the ladies.
Pure Canadian treasure. Grab a Moose!